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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 150 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 77 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yea you're going nowhere after a pound of morphine, I tell you hwhat.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You are. You’re going to SPACE.

[–] holomorphic@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah, yes. The one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I usually just take a gallon of PCP

[–] kamikazerusher@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn’t even know it came in liquid form!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kamikazerusher@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A gallon is quite a bit.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

'got a gallon!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's not that you can't go, it's just wherever you happen to be suddenly becomes the most comfortable surface you've ever laid on.

[–] Thunderbird4@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Oh? You won’t be dining in with us this evening?