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Yea you're going nowhere after a pound of morphine, I tell you hwhat.
You are. You’re going to SPACE.
Ah, yes. The one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
I usually just take a gallon of PCP
I didn’t even know it came in liquid form!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ science
So do you do a lot of PCP?
A gallon is quite a bit.
'got a gallon!
It's not that you can't go, it's just wherever you happen to be suddenly becomes the most comfortable surface you've ever laid on.
Oh? You won’t be dining in with us this evening?