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Almost there. They could have used a real polish name like Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz? (infosec.pub)
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[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 42 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Škrt plch z mlh Brd pln skvrn z mrv prv hrd scvrnkl z brzd skrz trs chrp v krs vrb mls mrch srn čtvrthrst zrn.

This is a correct sentence in Czech.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 1 points 1 day ago

Do the Czechs add at least a few schwas in the middle to make it work?

[–] kono_throwaway_da@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I think we owe the Slavs some vowels.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not a curse?

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

More like a witches grocery list

A scythe of the nightingale from the mist A bridle full of carrion stains, the first pride shrivelled from the bridle through a cornflower cluster in the willow bush, a carrion deer quarter of a handful of grain.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nope, it's not static from the TV either

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

It’s clearly the sound an old modem makes when connecting to the internet.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

🤮[TÜRKÇE KUSUNTU SESLERİ]🤮

/uj : The reason why turkish is relevant is that we have a 99% rule of a sylable must consist of at least one vowel per up to two consonants.