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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

adding the best part of a sandwich is superfluous now huh

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 73 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I thought adding semen was masturbatory

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago
[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We’re all just semen and egg sammies after all…

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'd go with "OK" as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn't sating hunger.

Wait, I mean, not that kind...

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

adding masturbation is sementory?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Masturbating is fun, Superfluo is SuperCool. How much can one(1) additional egg win?!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.