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how many fucking fast food places are there in the US? you have one callled fat shack??????
The list was actually cut off, so there's more
This is like if that one Japanese baseball simulator generated names for American fast food places
Guarantee you those are ghost kitchens and have some of the worst slop known to man.
Freddy’s is a burger chain, Bojangles is a fried chicken chain, Shipley is a donut chain, and I don’t recognize the others. Mfer isn’t even ordering from a local restaurant, just fucking massive chains
how could you disrespect bojangles like that
So much of this must be delivery and mileage to be ordering from that many places. Like that's got to be every place withint a couple of miles.
I am familiar with one of these but I'm not sure how doxxy it'd be to say which
Dollar General? You can get DoorDash from Dollar General? The exploitative "dollar store" that exists mainly in poor areas where "real" stores don't want to set up shop?
Less that real storesa don't want to set up than that the economic collapse in the region got so bad that everything else pulled out or went under, often leaving the various dollar stores as one of the only retailers and sometimes the only food store in the area. Shit's real bad.
Probably candy and soda. What do you doordash from a petsmart though?
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In California, there's literally a burger chain called Fatburger
It’s pretty good
You have no idea. And most of them have nothing resembling a vegetable on the menu.
In my imagination they sell pork fat, pork dripping, beef tallow etc and bread to soak it all up. I'm not sure I want to look it up to find out what it actually is
damn it must be demeaning to order here. “one Fat Slob please!”
they gotta lean into it and add Fat Drunken Dumbass and Fat Divorced Mess
Fat Gorbies isn't made with pizza? Revisionism!
fat gorbie? Is this a Pizza Hut crossover?
Put Salo on the menu and I'm ready to invest in your idea.
Maybe as an appetizer for Naked Lunch?