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[โ€“] zabadoh@ani.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have no idea what the Apocalypse will be exactly, but I know that I will be grumpy.

[โ€“] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It better not end until after my second double espresso or there will be hell to pay.