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Discussion Thread ๐Ÿ” Wednesday 20 August 2025 (aussie.zone)
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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Hello everyone, what are you doing to get C-Suite buy-in on your B2B ecommerce strategy today?

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

sprays you with wolf urine

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

That's some out of the box thinking

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I assume C-Suite is the Cat? My Back to Bed ecommerce strategy is an online grocery delivery that's coming soon, so I do my shopping and nap simultaneously. The cat is fully on board after I provided a strategic breakfast and snack option.

Edit: Damn, I got buy in from the C-Suite, but not the D-Suite. B2B strategy has failed and I'm off to take Mr Woof for a walk in the lovely sunshine instead. C-Suite's implimented her own B2B strategy and is taking a nap in the window hammock.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

My investor is keen and often urges this strategy. She will frequently loop me in

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

I brushed my teeth

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
  • Who made this circuit up for you, anyway?
  • You bought it in a shop?! Hoo, what a terrible job.
  • You've got your negative feedback coupled in with your push-pull input-output.
  • Take that across through your red-headed pickup to your tweeter ...
  • If you're modding more than eight, you're gonna get wow on your top!
  • You try to bring that down through your rumble filter to your woofer,
  • and what'll you get? Flutter on your bottom!!
  • Flanders & Swann (sometime in the 60s but still relevant to high tech today imo)
[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

You've surfaced a lot of great insights here. Let's circle back in the short-term with a discovery session to strategise

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Be a complete cock waffle to the people below me in the hierarchy. Then they'll welcome me as one of their own.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Circling back and flagging the dynamic UX survey commissioned by arthritic wombles

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Idk what this means ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago

Provocative for me is when Americans say nougat. ๐Ÿ˜ก

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Convincing the top brass to listen to your plan on how to sell shit to other businesses I believe.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Does C-Suite mean cunt suite or cock suite????

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Cloaca

Management are seagulls

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

It makes me think of midwifery - you have your c-section in the c-suite

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

bribes, it means bribes and a cut in on the deal

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Oh. I like that.