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Misogynist Who Can’t Get a Second Date Starting to Wonder if Maybe It’s Him, in Addition to the Liberal Media (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] fuckgod@feddit.online 4 points 1 month ago

I'd vote for both. let him realize his error and live just enough to realize how terrible he is as he gets beaten to death by his kids. That's probably closer to best case.