Above is basically same thing in Slovak
"How can I talk with a human?"
"Hello! You can talk with a human in person, through phone, or various chatting applications. If you want to contact someone through SMS or call, with our service SWIPE you'll manage it perfectly. If you have any specific question about SWIPE, feel free to ask!"
If you start swearing it might connect you to someone.
Yep, that's the best way to contact HSBC customer support. "Give me a fucking human you piece of shit" is my prompt of choice, and it works wonders.
hell yeah.
I wonder if you could make a case for that as religious discrimination in order to push for a simple, common "connect to human" option in those systems (maybe as an up-front selection like some do with languages). Some groups have very strong views about cursing so if that keeps them from accessing the same quality of service as people who don't give a fuck, there's a chance that a court somewhere would find the argument compelling.