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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is genuinely way more accurate than it has any right being.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I love talking about that one study that found judges were WAY nicer immediately after lunch.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Before we start, your honor, would you.... would you care for a protein bar?"

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

When you are exhausted you function/perform less well making you harder to work with to others.

When you are hungry your ape scarcity mentality will make you assertively fight for food. Your pets do this, its a natural mechanic.