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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This isn’t satire, this is today’s actual headline.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, it’s basically what’s he’s saying