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Don't try this with babies you're seeking to make invulnerable, the tines kill them first.
With babies you should instead use chopsticks. Careful not to grip your Oreo too hard as they soften.
Not true. You push the tines through the whole sole of the foot to keep those crying bitches on your pitchfork.