Nah, dawg. I let it soak that shit up until it breaks off by itself, and have to spoon it out - the only crunchy part left is what's still between my fingers. If that's Achilles, then I just drowned a baby, and must have a foot fetish since I ate his heel.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Insert the tines of a fork into the cream and give the cookies a gentle squeeze so they stay on. Then, dunk your Oreos as deep for as long as you like! No fear of losing the Oreo and clean fingers!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't try this with babies you're seeking to make invulnerable, the tines kill them first.

[–] abir_v@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

With babies you should instead use chopsticks. Careful not to grip your Oreo too hard as they soften.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Not true. You push the tines through the whole sole of the foot to keep those crying bitches on your pitchfork.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Wouldn’t Thtis’s two fingers also then be involnerable?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

See if they got a deep fryer basket and dunked him that way he wouldn’t have died.

[–] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't like Oreos.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Well you're wrong

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yes.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I stick a fork into the cream and hold the whole thing under until the bubbles stop.

[–] HurricaneLiz@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago

This is as wild as when back in the day when I smoked cigarettes, when I was wiggling my fingers over the open pack choosing which one to smoke I felt like Ursula picking which poor, unfortunate soul to pluck from her collection

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

heel still crunchy :(