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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

https://cuberule.com/

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So a soup with noodles is nachos but a soup without noodles is a salad.

What is the definition of noodles in this scenario?

Is a Potato soup a salad and a Gnocchi soup Nachos?

Is it the adding of carbs in general or is it specifically noodles?

What about wild rice soup? Wild rice is a seed. So is it a Salad or a Nacho?

Also, why is a Turducken a salad? Prepared correctly its a sushi or even a calzone.

Also also the cube itself, does it have to be a carb outer layer? Pigs in a blanket are considered a sushi but what of smoked sausages wrapped in bacon?

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Potatoes are a starch, ergo, nachos.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That actually made me angry.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, it's the only classification system that makes sense in our chaotic world.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

No it doesn't, neither culinary nor linguistically. The cube rule was made specifically to piss people off

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

wait, my favorite pasta which i'm definitely getting banned if i say the name of it (way better than raviolis, better ratio of inside to outside) is a sandwich according to the poptartists?

also i disagree that their sushi category should be called sushi. it should be donuts because humans are not flesh sushi (that's redundant) they are flesh donuts.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

There's not a single illustration in that wall of text. 0/10, would not make a sandwich out of it.

[–] moseschrute@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ah a fellow cube ruler

[–] moseschrute@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ah a fellow cube ruler