Bikini Bottom Twitter
Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!
Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
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I'm almost 40 and none of my 40+ friends use Facebook that way if at all. I don't have an account in the first place
I'm not too far behind and I only have one because I can't fucking avoid it.
Really wish my kids school groups would use fucking anything else to distribute information...
I'd suggest Discord because it's popular with the younger crowd, but by the looks of it, it's also slowly circling the shitter.
I really wish a FOSS project could replace all these platforms someday. Maybe people would reconsider the potential it has, rather than depend on some fucking corporation to do the right thing.