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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Goddamnit I have to get rid of my box of cables

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Don't. The gremlins are always watching. That will be the moment when they strike.