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Nation capable of spotting spurious link between paracetamol and autism still baffled by obvious link between guns and mass shootings (newsthump.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Since politicians seem to care more about this fully survivable condition than the #1 cause of death for children and teenagers, maybe someone should invent a bullet that gives kids autism. They'll finally implement some gun control then.

[–] Railcar8095@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Easy. Lace them with ibuprofen.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Patsy's ~~Magic~~ Autistic Bullet