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I mean, it can't be the guns. Guns don't kill people. It must be the bullets. Those are what will kill ya.
I would be willing to compromise with the 2A fanatics by implementing background checks on bullet purchases, instead of gun purchases.
Hmm, lots of gun nuts make their own ammo though...
i knew one. one handed joe.