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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile, other developed nations looked on in astonishment as America effortlessly invented a new medical panic while continuing to treat daily gun massacres as if they were quirky local traditions, like cheese rolling or baseball.

Got a chuckle out of me.