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Nation capable of spotting spurious link between paracetamol and autism still baffled by obvious link between guns and mass shootings (newsthump.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Gun don't kill people, people do

Then

Paracetamol don't cause autism, doctor did

Shouldn't we start banning doctor now?

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 2 weeks ago

Don't give them ideas.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think your logical coprocessor needs some medication

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do i really have to slap /s in every jab i did to conservative?

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, it's recognisable as a jab, and I aggree with the overall point you're making by this jab, it's just the logic in your comment isn't logics, and it's a bit confusing

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ahh ok, should've know it looks a bit like coding. Sorry bout that

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Are You asking the "vaccines cause autism, 5G causes cancer, drink raw milk" crowd if that wanna ban doctors?

[–] cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

Are you aware of the Doctor's Plot? 🫣