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I hereby declare any criticism of me to be illegal also. In this way it is now illegal for anyone to reproach my criticism of the piece of garbage currently in the white house. Plus, no backsies, so this can't be undone. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!!
I wish to argue, but you’ve completely tied my hands!
Your post was written with an auto-pen so I'm ignoring it.
Six months in GITMO just for the assertion!!!!!
Well I double declare that you’re a smelly butt sniffer.
You suck!
As settlement for earlier criticism, I apologize. It now has precedent.
I hereby decree you shall be deported to Djibouti with immediate effect!!!!!