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Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'
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I was having trouble imagining someone less sexually attractive than Alex Jones, but Alex Jones with a Hitler moustache may actually win. Or maybe covering any part of his face makes him look better, and he should just grow all the facial hair and also wear sunglasses.
Larry Ellison. Ted Cruz. Donald Trump. Rupert Murdoch. Rudy Giuliani.
It’s an extremely low bar, to be fair.
Ugh. I'm not even going to try to rank them. Ugly on the inside, and on the outside, all of them.
Yes, don’t. Spare yourself that trauma.
I find even the attractive Nazis hard to look at. Pete Hegseth is an extraordinarily handsome man, well polished and fit. Can't look at him, literally shy away from pics. I give a pass to Boebert though, unless I have to hear her speak. Ick.
I agree about Hegseth, what a waste, good looking guy rotten to the core. Also what's her name, the Alaskan lady who was missing a few brain cells? Ever so pretty but oof, yuck. Shooting wolves out of a helicopter like freaking Cruella DeVille.
Ex-wife was laughing, "Hah! He got a hot redhead on the ticket! Obama is doomed!" And yes, my ex was a hot redhead, she knew me. :)
Would you be more attracted to him if he was bleeding profusely with bruises?