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[–] Mika@piefed.ca 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They actually the same size, it's just latin alphabet is stupid and doesn't have a letter for sound SH.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Long is actually longer, imo.

Say them out loud and see which takes longer.

It's more like [lo:ng] than [long] like [bong]

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Šort

Anyway, short in Estonian is "lühike" and long is "pikk" so we have the same issue

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Pikk even sounds small, just like words have a certain phonetic sound.

[–] positiveWHAT@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hahaha, "pikk" means penis in norwegian

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

And the word you use for salmon in Norwegian means “spank” (noun not verb) in Estonian

Also I’m craving some røkt laks right now, could you mail me some?

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

"Pik" in Dutch is also penis.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Poland chiming in. "Długi" and "Krótki". Same problem.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

long is "pikk"

Incidentally, "dick" in Danish is "pik" regardless of what dimensions you're packing

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well I think ideally you would want a pikk pik. You may additionally want it to be jäme.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jäme is thick? Delicious? Mighty?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Thick. But of course a mighty cock sounds good too

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but ng could easily be one letter, it’s just not in English.

[–] NovaSel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Doesn't the same apply for "ng"? That seems like it could be one letter.