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it only seems to work for rotating black holes though?
Yeah, that's why you have to wind up your watch every now and then. To spin up its internal black hole again.
Don't they all spin though? As in any matter falls in one way or another angular momentum is gained.
It is possible, but very unlikely. Maybe two bh merge that has exactly opposite angular momentum.
just drink more it'll start spinning soon enough