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[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can make a list of 20 options and roll a d20 dice.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm unclear on how that's a smaller obstacle.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

Why not 1 item and a D1? Zero items and a D0? π items and a Dπ?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because you can do it in advance

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

Oh do it in advance? Just do it in advance?? Why don't I strap on my Advance Helmet and squeeze down into an Advance Cannon and fire off into AdvanceLand, where Advances grow on Advancies??!

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Roll a d20, search "food", then select the option according to the roll.