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Rest in Peace Jane Goodall. (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by rumschlumpel@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Please charge your phone lol

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

bro's living on the edge💀💀💀

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's the only thing that makes me feel alive.

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Have you tried heroin?

[–] monogram@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried Factorio?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

No, actually. It seems pretty complicated though. I think I prefer souls-like games.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Saving that for my deathbed.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And uninstall LinkedIn

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm unemployed and hunting IT work, give me a break!

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Samesies. Trust that anyone that posts here hate LinkedIn with the fire of a thousand suns if they use it.