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Maxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartment (www.gcrmag.com)

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[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

dude, kraft heinz is not a person, it's one of the largest companies in the united states. stop anthropomorphizing brands.

(yes, the company is not doing great, but that's a risk of a capitalist market & the investors/executives who are beholden to its KPIs are not going hungry)