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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Uhm, have you been in a grocery store lately? It's nearly impossible to leave without spending less than 100$ if you're buying a week's worth of food for one or two people. I have no idea how families are surviving right now.

But at least we all voted for fascism, that will surely help us all afford nicer coffee.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

But the tariffs will bring back banana manufacturing to America. Some of the best coffee came from Scranton, PA.

[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Massive amounts of people are dying and have been for over a decade now it's just unreported. We live in the soviet union.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm over here buying a 25 pound bag of rice and trying to master the art of the pot of beans.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Rice and beans are key to survival right now... assuming you don't have blood sugar problems, white rice is unfortunately, basically sugar.

I try to mix white with brown to stretch it and reduce the "hungry again 30 minutes later" effect of simple carbs.