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[Jenny Gorelick] Co-Stars (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Among the women I've dated, a few didn't own any sex toys they admitted to me, a few admitted to having sex toys they wouldn't show me, a couple were open about having them but didn't want to masturbate in front of me, one would, and only one chick would do toys plus intercourse.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Damn man save some sexually repressed women for the rest of us

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

I haven't fucked my way through the entire American South.