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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 0 points 29 minutes ago

Who is she?

[–] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Wonder how she'd feel if instead of her needing a physical aid, it would be him needing a visual aid.

It's like, if Mia Khalifa is on your team ... Are you mad that she scored more points than you?

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 55 seconds ago* (last edited 45 seconds ago)

they are different senses, doesn't really work as an analogy

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes you just don't have time. Like, brother.. Come on.. I'm almost 40. It's not as easy to jackhammer my wife at the perfect angle for 25 straight minutes anymore. It's better for everyone, her included, if she helps rub that shit out and we can both be asleep by 10pm. We have work tomorrow, and you know our daughter's going to come pitter-pattering in here at 4:30am to say she's hungry because she couldn't be fucked to eat more than two beans and a half a chicken tender the night prior.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 hours ago

Plus if you're the type to get more satisfaction from your partner's pleasure than your own (which I'm hoping goes for everyone reading this), if toys help her come more times, why wouldn't you do it? I know I always enjoyed it more that way, SHE was the one who didn't want it too often lol

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 hours ago

See, men are told by movies and stories that they need to be "the hero" (singular) not "best team player" or "important helper". nope. main character or bust.

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 27 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

She took a perfectly fine point (toys can be used in sex and enrich the play)...and then formulated in a way that would indeed be off-putting to plenty of guys.

Toys should not become LeBron James of your sex, "earning more points" and leaving partner on the sideline. They should be useful assistants at reaching the peak pleasure.

As long as the point is "my partner can drive me even hornier with this" - it is super healthy and great. But when the toy itself becomes the focus, it's not great. She could masturbate much to the same success.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 4 points 5 hours ago

Even if it was the case that the vibrator did more heavy lifting in any given encounter I certainly wouldn't want to be told in this way

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

No issues... Sometimes you gotta think of her sister to finish so fair is fair..

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

The real comedy is in the comments we found along the way.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

She gets hers and he gets his. Wheres the problem?
Maybe ask her if you can do anything to replace the vibrator and when she says you can vibrate her clit with your dick at 50 Hz, you tell her to just use the vibrator.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

Perhaps his is making his partner climax on his own. I don't think it has to be an emasculation thing I think the idea that you and solely you are the thing that your partner finds the most sexually stimulating to be inticing

[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Do whatever gets the job done. So many unnecessary hangups.

If she needed me to kill a chicken for her to get off, I'd ring that poor little bastard's neck (the chicken's, just to be clear.)

[–] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 hours ago

My love life involves a lot of choking the chicken too.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 22 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Its funny cause before i wouldnt have had a problem with it but they way she put it is kinda interesting lol.

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 9 points 9 hours ago

Yeah she went with a healthy point and then drove it weird

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[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 140 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Vibrators are fine but when I whip out the premium™️ silicone vagina / asshole combo with a high speed self lubricating vortex cervix and the 36GG BIG TIDDY™️ attachment with Alexa integration I’m ruining he mood 🙄

[–] wellheh@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 23 minutes ago

It has Alexa integration?

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

And they kick you out of the Walmart!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 27 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

with Alexa integration

"I'm about to cum... Alexa play Despacito"

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 15 points 19 hours ago

vortex cervix

🤌🤌🤌

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's because you aren't using the cum collection tray attachment, it's a game changer trust me

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 11 points 11 hours ago

This thread is insane 😂

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 35 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Well putting it like that is kinda belittling. I hear it as “well, sorry, you ain’t no LeBron James.” Is that the joke?

Not the sentiment though. If the woman wants some fun with a vibrator, go to town! Tell me to jump, and I’ll ask how high. Get your partner to have fun, however they want; it is not that complicated.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I never considered this would bother anyone. The vibrator gets used probably over half the time my partner and I have sex. Even when she cums from oral and we move to PIV then when I’m getting ready I’ll hand her the vibrator when I’m getting close because her climaxing again makes it hit a lot harder for me. Usually I’m inside of her actively while she uses it but on rare occasions when I go clean up she will stay back and finish for another time.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 19 hours ago

Jesus Christ that was descriptive. But yeah same here.

[–] biotin7@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

Emasculating ? Sounds like projection from her.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 83 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I've dated a couple of girls who can't get off without a vibrator.

It's hard to get mad at that. They've got their thing and it works. If your dick or tongue can't shake at 30 wiggles a second, why complain? So long as we both get off by the end of it, everyone has a good time.

What's the problem?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 55 minutes ago

If your dick doesn't shake at 30hz it is a skill issue on your part ;/

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Equally, I've hooked up with some guys who struggle to get off during sex itself (which may be because the grip one uses while masturbating may be firmer than what one experiences during sex).

Having slept with both women and men, I feel like the pressure to reach orgasm seems like it's bad for everyone. One dude I knew felt super insecure about not getting off, which stemmed from a previous partner taking it personally. It's certainly the case that for some men, it can feel uncomfortable to have sex and not reach orgasm. However, I think that everyone would have a better time if people decoupled satisfaction from orgasm.

If I wanted to be certain that I'd get off, then the use of a vibrator helps a lot. That's not necessarily my goal though; some of the best sex I've ever had didn't result in me reaching orgasm, and I find it frustrating when people don't understand that this is possible (I find this problem more common with men). Of course, that's just personal to me — some people may consider reaching orgasm to be an essential part of "good sex", but that's why good communication is the best skill one can develop for better sex.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 17 points 22 hours ago

I'm one of those guys that struggles to orgasm. Even masturbating I will sometimes last a really long time. It's more a mood thing than a sensation thing for me. I have to have my mind in the right state to orgasm. The good thing about it is I can have sex for as long as my partner wants often.

It's odd, because usually men are the ones who leave their partners wanting. For me my partners pretty much always get more than they bargained for, but I'm frequently left without orgasming. It's fine though. It's still plenty enjoyable without it.

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[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 1 day ago (17 children)

While I agree that feeling EMASCULATED by a vibrator is ridiculous, as men are not meant to have vibrating functionality, I think just as many women would feel just as bummed out by it if men did a similar thing. Imagine if a man only got like half of the way there fucking you, then pulled out and was like "oh quick get that super tight fleshlight out so I can cum". Is it really so hard to understand why that might feel bad? Like sure, this fleshlight thing may be tighter than any biological vagina ever could be, but does that really make it not bother you? And even if it doesn't bother you, wouldn't it be nice if that wasn't always necessary?

Because although penises aren't meant to vibrate, and vaginas aren't meant to squeeze like a tight fist, penises ARE "supposed" to please vaginas and vice versa, and if the literal climax of pleasure is not attainable by those means, why are we acting like that's a silly thing to wish was different?

Don't all people, regardless of their own sex or gender, or the gender of their partner, enjoy the idea of bringing their partner to orgasm using their own body and not a device? I have made my girlfriend orgasm manually, orally, penetratively, and with vibrators. They're all fun ways to do it! But if we could only do it with a vibrator, I'd certainly be wishing we could get there other ways too. Is that really so silly? Each method has its own charms. So it seems very insensitive to put down these feelings, and it's also gross to do it with a sports metaphor.

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[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 30 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

Emasculated goes a bit far but I kinda get it. It doesnt bother me if a sexual encounter starts with a toy, but "let me grab my vibrator so I can finish" is a night that ends with me feeling like I'm not good enough and probably going to bed feeling bad about myself. It's something thats turned a few dates into one night stands for me when I told them how it made me feel and they were dismissive of my feelings

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 5 points 11 hours ago

they were dismissive of my feelings

At least that’s a way to filter out bad people from your life

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

If they can't get off from PIV and want a vibration to get over the edge, that shouldn't affect your feelings about adequacy. Unless you can vibrate your dick at 500rpm, it's not you.

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[–] Grumpy@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I would have no issue with vibrator usage, since that's a tool, not a person. But I don't think I want anyone else dunking on my gf while I make the alley-oop.

From the emasculated male perspective, LeBron is the competitor, not your teammate.

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