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[โ€“] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Those eyes are fucking deceased is what they are.

[โ€“] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

He sold his soul to a demon, that's why