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submitted 1 week ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I don't care how complicated the system is: I'd probably get fired if this was one of my solutions

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They print out the change request and send it to the basement using the pneumatic tubes, then it is put on the spike:

spike

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

All the spikes are then collected during the Tanabata festival and attached to a fake tree
for higher beings to then decide whether or not your wishes are to come true

Official Atla/s/sian documentation

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s odd how they specify “business days”. This means that there’s a human involved somehow.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

Plot twist Jeff just turns off the production servers before leaving every Friday night.