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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If it walks like a duck, squawks like a duck...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Was gonna say cook it like a hibachi chef but I guess they gotta start somewhere