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"Emergency" naked bike ride planned as Trump set to deploy troops to Portland (thehill.com)

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The local Portland chapter of the World Naked Bike Ride group posted, "Emergency World Naked Bike Ride coming up in response to the militarization of our city. Plans are being worked on."

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[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

"No u" isn't as effective as you might imagine. I'm on the side of kill nazis. You can't muddy that water.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 hour ago

What is your plan for all of the otherwise non radical citizens that have been so soaked in propaganda that they believe what Fox tells them? Do you have a plan?

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

And reducing my argument to "No U" is infantilizing and really just a poor insult. It adds nothing to simply accuse someone of a logical fallacy and give no context to the accusation.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I am also on the side of "Kill Nazis"

The debate is who qualifies, and you are being very extreme.

Do we exterminate a third of the country?

If that's what you believe, say "We should exterminate a third of the country"

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

"I'm totally on your side!" Argues against the extermination of nazis

Maybe I didn't say it loud enough. Fuck. Off.

"sorry but unless you have a wiki and a 40 point plan, no action can be taken!"

"Oh but they just don't understand that their actions are leading to extermination camps and genocides!"

Willful ignorance. And people like you giving them the benefit of the doubt at every turn.

FUCK OFF!

If a third of the country are acting like nazis, then yes a third of them deserve what they get when the hammer of justice falls.

Keep on debating. Super useful. Goddamned apologist.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca -1 points 55 minutes ago (1 children)

WHAT. IS. YOUR. PLAN.

Say your willing to line up 30% of your countrymen to die.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 2 points 53 minutes ago

I don't owe you shit apologist.