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And that’s basically it!
Im not near Portland but will be naked in solidarity
But we don't have good healthcare here... at least wear sunblock and knee/elbow pads and a helmet.
Bless you, Portland.
Keep it weird
Nobody ever had to say keep Portland weird. We all trust them to keep themselves weird
Yeah, Austin started using it because of the immense amount of external pressure to conform to Texas’ otherwise rural conservative mindset, plus the internal pressure from the (again, conservative) state legislature being located there. The motto was a rebellion against that pressure. But Portland hasn’t been historically pressured in the same way.
If ever there has been a time to call for an emergency naked bike ride, this is it.
Remember male folk you can't be arrested (anyplace I know of anyway) for wearing a speedo and conservatives hate it.
depends on the state for women too iirc
Check your local laws too. State might be legal, the city might not. For example in Texas it is often illegal or restricted under local ordinances.
Red being "ambiguous" and blue being "no" is certainly a choice
one of the decisions of all time
Yeah, I had a similar thought. I mean nothing is set in stone with color coding, but there are some pretty clear norms.
I lived in Seattle for a while and got used to the nudity, imagine my sadness moving to Arkansas which bans any public nudity "within view" of the opposite sex (hello gay campgrounds) - but last year I saw a lesbian go topless at Pride and I was SO happy! My straight neighbor made it a point to mention how she didn't care for that, and I'm like, it's our event lady, don't come.
Having lived near Seattle most of my life and visiting for any number of festivals, sporting events, visiting family, the zoo, parks, a weekly bocce league, I never once saw a topless woman except for at the solstice parade.
Man, I hate these maps. Sure, it's still shaped like the US, but the states are in totally incorrect places. For example, VA is three states in on this map. Functionality is more important than esthetics.
I like how north Carolina is to the west of South Carolina. Very intuitive.
it's better than trying to see what color one of the tiny northeast states are
id argue it is more functional than a normal map lol
MN clarified that toplessness isn't lewd, and therefore it's legal.
https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/minnesota-supreme-court-women-bare-breasts-lewd-ruling/
Remember any folk, the law does not matter to fascists.
Just in case ICE comes to kidnap everyone, it would be nice if the bystanders wore extra clothes they could lend the nakies because it's cold in the KKKamps
Quck question, how uncomfortable is it to ride a bike while naked? Sounds pretty awful. Any accidental castrations?
If your balls hang low enough to be caught in the chain, you should always tape them up. Otherwise, just keep the seat lubed and it’s not a bad ride.
How far do your balls hang?
About 3'50"
Goddamn Loch Ness monster you ain't gettin no 3'50'' ballsack
You put underpants on the seat.
F'Yeah! Portland knows how to weird out, or is that out weird, these weirdos
This feels good but I don't know that it's a good idea long-term. This may just antagonize the forces the feds send in even further, when they need to be reminded that we're all just Americans. Don't forget the cult deprogramming tactics:
Build rapport and trust. Rebuild your relationship, if it’s broken. If you were the one to break contact, apologize. Reach out and be warm. Remember the good times. Focus on common values and areas you both enjoy (children, pets, music, dancing, fishing, sports). At first, don’t talk about controversial topics. Avoid “hot topics.” Just try to connect with the other person and have positive interactions. Build credibility and sustain positive interaction. Build a long-term relationship based upon respect, compassion, and love.
Do what you can to remove or minimize media that continually indoctrinates to only one point of view. This may only apply to certain types of cult groups. But it may be in the form of social media, videos, or television. You can even agree to make a pact to go on a media fast together. Don’t make this about “them” or “their problem.” Make this a fun thing to do together as a “break.” Be prepared to honor requests on your end.
Ask thought-provoking questions while being warm and curious. Be prepared to listen deeply. You will know if you have listened well if you can repeat back to them what they said. Be humble and open to hearing what they say.
Keep conversations positive, productive, and civil. Never get angry. Stay resourceful. It is better to end the interaction than to say something counter-productive. It is better to return to the conversation at another time, rather than the person cutting off all communication out of anger or fear.
Adopt a general tone of curiosity and interest in their positions. Pretend you’re an impartial counselor. Really try to get inside their beliefs.
Try to connect them with their authentic identity before these extreme beliefs. Remind them of past experiences together. Talk about the connection you once had and how you miss it.
Don’t “tell” them anything. Help them to make discoveries on their own.
Try to get them to look at reality from many different perspectives. This can include many things.
Teach them about indoctrination and mind control. Use examples for which they have no attachment.
Use examples of cult leaders with similar qualities to their group's leader(s) and have conversations about it.
Share feelings and perceptions, not judgments. Use “I feel” statements. Don’t claim to be “right.” Stick to what your perception is when reflecting back to them.
Ask a question and then wait for them to think and respond. Be patient. You do not need to fill silence.
Caution: an abundance of facts won't necessarily help. Do not overwhelm them with information, especially if it attacks the leader or doctrine.
Everybody on both sides is getting ready to kill their neighbors, it's fucking terrifying.
"My dear, what you are doing is simply idiotic. When you step on the tail of a snake, it will simply bite you. You must cut off its head!" - Woman who lived through Nazi Germany, "The World At War" (1973)
No, kill nazis.
My uncle is a Republican, always has been. His views have only become truly toxic since Obama was elected and a propaganda/hate machine that had been slowly building momentum dropped a gear and went over the horizon. So for less than a 5th of his life he has been an asshole on Facebook and voted Republican and you think he and everyone like him, in the entire country, needs to be exterminated?
I don't think a naked bike ride is gonna kill them.
Probably do more to stop them than making friends with them would.
This is the sort of protest we needed.