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It's a double-edged sword though. The cats now love you and want to sit on your knee all of the time but also like to secure themselves with their unnecessary razor claws.
They get more docile when you ~~confiscate their bladed deadly weapons~~ clip the nails.
The problem is getting to the completion of that process while retaining as much blood and skin as possible.
How are you doing it? Mine sit right through it and only get a little impatient near the end, but they know the drill. Even the stray cat let me do it just fine before we spayed her. I think she likes the attention.