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Man Arrested For Pooping on Opossum in Public (lakelandgazette.info)

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[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 0 points 6 days ago

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear says to the rabbit "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur"

"No, that's never been an issue" says the rabbit

"Good" says the bear and picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.