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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Her heart hurt from the heated hearth; Heather ended up in a hurse.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why did you not spell it hearse? Am I whooshing?

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

no I'm just stupid. I thought hearse looked wearse than hurse, of cearse.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

If you pretended to have a lisp you could've done hearth twice and it still would've worked!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago

Why do I have a metallic taste in my mouth after reading that