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Pretty sure every job I've had, there's always been one or two creepy 50-60 y/o's who bring up Hooters unsolicited and exclaim that "I go there for the wings! They're actually pretty good!"
Like, dude, you're not fooling anyone. Just say you like tits. Or better, shut your fucking mouth and don't say anything at all - I really don't care how good your meal at the titty bar was.
Their wings are/were better than BW3 which for a long while was the only other wing place that had seating where I live.
Facts!
Used to go there regularly with friends (male and female) for wings and football. The uniforms they wear are closer to 80's jazzersize outfits than stripper outfits, the were plenty of small-breasted servers, and we stopped going when we realized the "good cook" was no longer there.
The server outfits and whole thing were a gimmick. Their wings were fantastic!
.... Until they changed up their sauce game. They went from the delicious basic sauce at varying levels of heat, to a BWW-style lineup of flavored sauces that all suck.
Their curly fries and cheese sauce were actually good. Everything else? Yeah it’s the tits.
In any other context, "It's the tits!" would be a glowing review.
I'm learning that there are a lot of towns with exactly one restaurant, and it just happens to be a Hooters.
They don't want to support a business that blatantly objectifies women - they didn't have a choice! It's the wings' fault!
oh no. you switched sides.
I had a pretty decent burger at a Hooters when I was working in an area without a whole lot of other choices nearby that weren't burger king. I've been tempted a time or two to hit up hooters for that burger again, but I can't bring myself to do it.