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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

> Works

> Goes home

> Masturbates

> Sleeps

> Works

Why am I single?

[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't forget watch Andrew tate and Joe rogan all night.

"Why are women disgusted by me?"

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're suggestion is that lonely people are all dickheads... then you, sir, are a cad

[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Stop trying to revive a week old thread and go outside you absolute muppet .

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll do whatever I want you sack of shit

[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol, lmao, he said, rofl. Pathetic.

[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've hit the end of your dialog tree i see. All flash, no fury.

[–] WALLACE@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

You are a Computer Aided Design apparently.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How you go from person too busy to date to Andrew Tate? That says more about you I think.