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Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah that tracks.

All you need to know about Asmongold is there's a video of him on-stream trying water for the first time ever.

He gagged when he drank it.

Then he "watered it down" with soda.

Actually, that's not all you need to know.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the water he drank Fiji? If so, that'd explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Should taste like corpo fascism, the reznicks are deeply deeply terrible people.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Didn't know their names till now, but I am not surprised since their fiji water consistently has the highest amount of fecal contamination of any bottled water. They also have FDA recalls, and enough microplastics to get a lawsuit..

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They're also pom wonderful, cuties, and wonderful pistachios. L if you get into the California water bank situation it gets a bit dystopian.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They have the massive almond farms right? I think that's what I read earlier.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah they grow tons of crops with huge water demands and that's a major major factor in the California water shortage.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sure would be nice if the government would get off their asses and resolve that.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Iirc they were being sued for it but I dunno how it is that shook out yet.