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[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You can actually just eat the noodle block as a snack, it's common for lazy Japanese teens and actually tastes pretty good

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oops I didn't know that being Japanese & teenager were prerequisites. Am just lazy and agree that dry ramen blocks are a fine snack.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I did not know this was a thing in Japan, but I have done this as basically a dare back in college.

Its doable, but ... less than fun, can cut your mouth.

... either that or I was too wasted to chew properly, lol.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

My classmate who had a 1.5 in music used to do that.