this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025
61 points (95.5% liked)

The Shitpost Office

513 readers
759 users here now

Welcome to The Shitpost Office

Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.

Rule 1: Be Civil, Not SinisterTreat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.

  • No harassment, dogpiling, or brigading
  • No bigotry (transphobia, racism, sexism, etc.)
  • Respect people’s time and space. We’re here to laugh, not to loathe

Rule 2: No Prohibited PostageSome packages are simply undeliverable. That means:

  • No spam or scams
  • No porn or sexually explicit content
  • No illegal content
  • NSFW content must be properly tagged

If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.

founded 1 month ago
MODERATORS
top 7 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You can actually just eat the noodle block as a snack, it's common for lazy Japanese teens and actually tastes pretty good

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oops I didn't know that being Japanese & teenager were prerequisites. Am just lazy and agree that dry ramen blocks are a fine snack.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

My classmate who had a 1.5 in music used to do that.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I did not know this was a thing in Japan, but I have done this as basically a dare back in college.

Its doable, but ... less than fun, can cut your mouth.

... either that or I was too wasted to chew properly, lol.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is true. I've been eating noodles like this for years. My esophagus has long since disintegrated and I have smelled nothing other than the rich umami soaked glory of "chicken" for 15 years, but I am feared by all who gaze upon me.

[–] Bitcrazy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is legitimately like 30+ years old and used to go around on “chain” emails … 🤣

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Eating ramen noodles raw is fine, but be careful with other types of noodles. I once snacked on those wide egg noodles till I felt satisfied. After a bit though they started expanding in my stomach... I was miserable