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A couch fucker isn't much of an upgrade.
*Upgrayedd
Double dose of pimping and all
Baby, I can wait aaalllllll week.
It's all relative.
vice president couch fucker > propaganda tool couch fucker
when I read "it's all relative," my mind went to the idea that they're cousin fuckers.
Couch cousins
I'd say it's more of a lateral move.
It is if you don't actually want them to fuck you.