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We know it's bad. All we had to do is notice how desperate Trump has been to keep this buried.
It's going to be fun finding out what it is that he did exactly.
He's already been proved in court to have committed rape, and very credibly accused of having raped a 13-year-old.
I'm not saying that what's in the files is not even worse. But what's already in the public record is already enough and then some.
The damaging part is the thousands of videos the FBI seized.
My favorite conspiracy is that he & Epstein have been trafficking girls, young women, and even boys, and using the product to blackmail GOP leadership into "supporting" him. How many times since 2015 have you asked yourself, "What does Trump have on [X]?" after a private meeting and abrupt policy flip? Blackmail material is useless once it's public.
That’s like… one of my least favorite conspiracies. You have odd preferences.
Yeah, my favorite is that Jim Morrison agreed to fake his death to get the US government off his back for how his music fueled counter culture at the time. He laid low for a little, and then re-emerged as his new persona, Glen Danzig, the leader of the horror punk band, The Misfits.
https://xkcd.com/1400/
For me it’s the Gunpowder Plot but probably only because it failed.
Enron is a pretty good one too, since it resulted in the collapse of one of these shitty megacorps.
Most conspiracies are just depressing shit though like the Reichstag fire and the Business Plot.
At least MK Ultra gave us some wild stories.
My favorite conspiracy theory is that the NBA draft lottery is rigged. People always say "oh no it couldn't possibly be rigged because it's overseen by the accounting firm Ernst & Young". It used to be overseen by the accounting firm Arthur Andersen until they got busted aiding and abetting the Enron scam.
When I was an accountant my shred box had "Arthur Andersen Audits, 2000-2004" on the front of it. Big laughs every time someone saw it
I always imagined the Business Plot going down like...
this war hero who gave his entire life towards serving his country walks into congress exclaiming "by god you all need to hear this, these unscrupulous businessmen came to me trying to get me to pull a coup..."
congress goes - ...slow blink... no need for a coup, they already own us. the war hero leaving with his entire reality shattered as he knows noone (no common man, atleast) would believe his story, especially not after the story is spun by the media conglomerates that were a part of the plot
then in a followup phonecall congress exclaims... "godfuckingdamnit JPM, do you really have to pull this prank on every other innocent (in the conscious sense) war hero we got? doesn't that ever get old?"
So thats why Glen is such a dickhead
That would be tricky given the difference in height.
Guvment stole his inches
I think Jim Morrison re-emerged as Val Kilmer.
I mean I've never seen Jim Morrison and Glen Danzig in the same place at the same time, that probably checks out
I could absolutely see Mother as a Doors tune.
I can’t tell their voices apart.
Personally mine is a JFK conspiracy. There were no shooters. JFKs head just did that
There is without a doubt a giant black mail ring that encompasses a bunch of politically powerful people.
, Thiel i believe in the late 90s was associated with epstein, i think.
I doubt we will until after he and his fellow shitheads that are in it, are dead. His taxes were never formally released. He's in a lose-lose situation if he releases them, because they're going to be very bad.
He was one of the most prolific child sex traffickers in history. Not only did he rape them himself, on hundreds of occasions, he bought and sold them as sex slaves. And the vast majority of his victims were white, American, Christian children.
his pagent was a front for sex trafficking, erika kirk was in one of his pagents.
Im willing to go so far as to suggest that he might not have been directly involved but that he’s now protecting someone like a Bill Gates, Warren Buffett or the now deceased Prince Philip.
Lol you think Trump would protect anyone but himself? The guy famous for refusing to pay people who do work for him? The guy who has betrayed everyone he felt like he could benefit from betraying, even a little tiny bit? He doesn't give a fuck who else would be implicated. He would probably murder Melania on live television to get out of it if he thought it would work.
Yes, I believe he would protect other pedos whom might have evidence of his roles in other crimes such as supplying Epstein with children to traffic.