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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest (theonion.com)
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Oh how Randy Andy, the Prince of the Nonces has fallen.

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[โ€“] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

mark my word Trumps going to say something dumb like pardoning him or something else that makes 0 sense.

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Honestly surprised he hasn't already.