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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The dogs are rising up in a very calculated slow burn plan!

Well it's either that, or come to the realization that guns are dangerous, and should always be treated with care. Always respect the lethal nature they can inflict if mishandled. And admit that casually storing them on your bed is really not a good move.

Guns don't kill people.

Idiots with guns kill people by accident.

Idiots with guns kill people by accident.

'Accidents only happen because somebody did something on purpose.'

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Dogs are angry about all the selective breeding we've been doing for centuries, digressing further away from the wolf.