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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 31 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like if your dog shoots you thats your own damn fault.

[–] sureshot@discuss.online 2 points 11 hours ago

This was a scene in Plague Dogs that I thought was super unrealistic, a dog steps on a gun, which discharges into a man, and people blame the dog as if he shot the man on purpose. I thought it couldn't happen in real life.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 32 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Not in US. In US gun owners are never responsible for what happens with their guns. It can be the kid's fault, the dog's fault or even fault of the gun itself but it's never the gun owner's fault.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You're right, I forgot about the Dick Cheney rule.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Remember kids, when you're a powerful politician and you shoot your friend in the face, remember to drag your friend and his family around on a PR campaign so they can apologize to you for the time you shot them.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I bet it's Obama's fault!! 😤

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 2 points 16 hours ago

Dem taek'n urrr jobbs!!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

You wouldn't just do that! Go on the internet and lie!