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[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I live in California. This is illegal.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I lived in a "purple" city and constantly dealt with illegal application requests.

Its only illegal if companies actually get punished. But nah, not when you have a man in the white house who can touch little girls and gargle presidential balls and nothing happens.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Let's be very clear: only one of those two sexual acts is illegal. The other one is just hilarious proof that we live in the most stupid timeline.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 4 days ago

Ah thanks for clarifying. I noticed I did write it that way implying the throating a president is against the law. My mistake. Knob jobs on politicians when done consensually is alright in my book.

[–] dil@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is the type of thing you get 40$ randomly from by signing up for the class action

[–] dil@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Someone use ai for good so we can auto apply to all class actions