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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You haven't learned new numbers in decades but you have a teenage girlfriend?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The girlfriend I had when I was a teenager — decades ago.

I'm sure that was clear from the context but I'm not gonna leave that hanging no matter how much of a joke, lol.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I think the joke involved Epstein, or maybe “Bubba”