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go to southern Italy and speak Italian, for starters.
What’s wrong with northern Italy?
They know what they did.
Do you know everything you did? Hell, I can't even remember all I did a week ago. Maybe selective memory
My agenda is fairly exhaustive:
1: eat
2: poop
Important tip: always separate step 1 from step 2
All the women in the North are just men with wigs which is fine, but it does make it difficult to find a MILF.
Tbh I'd rather date a fun Italian cross-dresser than a woman who's in a different stage of her life than I am.